“The Birthday Surprise” – RA#1


The Adventures of Birko, Cinders, and Piper

Romance. Mystery. Lawn Grubs.

Join Birko—a slightly anxious, tea-loving, lawn-obsessed bloke—his quick-witted and ever-patient partner, Cinders, and their trusty Kelpie, Piper, as they stumble into one quirky adventure after another. From uncovering lost treasures to foiling heists, navigating ghostly train mysteries, and even dealing with potential extraterrestrial lawn infestations, this trio always finds themselves in the thick of the action. Packed with humor, heart, and the occasional high-speed chase in The Festy, their hotted-up Ford Festiva, these stories blend romance and adventure in a way that only Birko and Cinders can.

Whether it’s solving local mysteries, facing the unexpected, or simply keeping their backyard safe from rogue invaders (both human and otherwise), one thing’s for sure—life in Bray Park is never boring!

The Birthday Surprise

It was meant to be a peaceful getaway—a vineyard retreat for Cinders’ birthday, filled with fine wine, breathtaking views, and maybe even a quiet, romantic moment for Birko to shine. But things are never that simple. When a mysterious note turns up and a hidden secret threatens to spoil their plans, Birko and Cinders find themselves caught up in a whirlwind of intrigue, deception, and more than a little mischief. Can Birko keep his cool, or will his signature mix of paranoia and determination lead them straight into trouble? One thing’s certain—Cinders is in for a birthday she’ll never forget!

Act 1: A Vineyard Escape

The sun was just beginning to rise over the horizon as Birko carefully maneuvered their car along a winding country road. Cinders sat beside him, her blonde hair catching the soft morning light as she sipped her Milo from a travel mug.

“You’re being awfully secretive,” she teased, glancing at him. “Care to spill where we’re going?”

Birko smirked, his black hair slightly tousled from the early start. “Patience, love. You’ll see soon enough. Just trust me—it’s going to be worth it.”

“Oh, I trust you,” Cinders replied with a grin. “It’s whether you can keep a secret that’s the real question.”

They turned a corner, and the landscape opened up to reveal rolling vineyards stretching as far as the eye could see. In the distance, nestled atop a hill, stood a picturesque estate with terracotta roofs and ivy-covered walls.

“Happy birthday,” Birko said with a hint of pride. “Welcome to Greenhaven Vineyard.”

Cinders’ eyes lit up as she took in the stunning view. “Birko, this is beautiful!”

“Well, I figured you deserved something special,” he said, parking the car. “And I needed an excuse to drink something fancier than my weak tea for once.”

They were greeted at the entrance by Margot, the vineyard’s owner, a warm woman with silver-streaked hair and a wide smile. She led them on a tour of the estate, sharing stories about the vineyard’s history and their famed signature wine, Golden Vintage.

“It’s all thanks to our family’s secret recipe,” Margot explained as they strolled through the wine cellars, where barrels lined the walls like sentinels. “It’s been passed down for generations. We guard it like a treasure.”

That evening, Birko had arranged a private dinner under the stars, complete with fairy lights strung through the trees and a bottle of Greenhaven’s finest wine. Cinders laughed as Birko awkwardly attempted to pour the wine with a flourish, nearly spilling it.

“You’re hopeless,” she said, taking the bottle from him and pouring her own glass. “But this is perfect. Thank you.”

Birko was about to reply when Margot appeared, her face pale and her hands trembling. “I hate to interrupt, but there’s been… a disaster.”

“What’s wrong?” Cinders asked, setting her glass down.

Margot wrung her hands. “Our recipe—it’s been stolen. I don’t know how, but if we don’t recover it… the vineyard might not survive.”

Birko groaned, leaning back in his chair. “Of course. It couldn’t just be a quiet night, could it?”

Cinders placed a reassuring hand on his arm. “Come on, Birko. We can help.”

Act 2: A Toast to Adventure

The next morning, Birko and Cinders joined Margot in the vineyard’s cozy breakfast lounge, the air heavy with the scent of freshly baked bread and coffee. Birko stirred his weak, milky tea absentmindedly, his expression one of resignation.

“So, let me get this straight,” Birko began, his tone laced with sarcasm. “Instead of a relaxing birthday getaway, we’re now hunting down a recipe thief. Fantastic.”

Cinders shot him a playful smile over her Milo. “Come on, Birko. This is just another adventure. You’ll love it.”

Margot sighed, her hands wrapped around a coffee mug. “I’m so sorry to drag you into this, especially on your birthday, Cinders. But I don’t know who else to trust. The police won’t take a stolen recipe seriously, and I’m certain someone here is involved.”

Birko raised an eyebrow. “You think it’s an inside job?”

Margot nodded. “The recipe is locked in the cellar vault, and only a few people have the key. But the vault was found open last night, and the recipe is gone.”

The couple began their investigation with the vineyard staff. Margot introduced them to Victor, the head winemaker, a stern man with a thick moustache who seemed more annoyed than alarmed.

“I’ve worked here for twenty years,” Victor said, crossing his arms. “Why would I jeopardize everything for a piece of paper?”

“Maybe you wouldn’t,” Cinders replied, her tone gentle but probing. “But could someone else have access to the vault without your knowledge?”

Victor frowned. “Only Margot, her assistant Elena, and I have the keys. But I suppose anyone could’ve made a copy if they were determined enough.”

Next, they spoke to Elena, a bubbly young woman who seemed nervous under their questioning. “I swear, I didn’t do anything!” she insisted, wringing her hands. “I didn’t even go near the cellar last night. I was busy setting up the decorations for your dinner.”

Birko leaned against the counter, his sceptical gaze fixed on her. “You seem awfully jumpy for someone who’s innocent.”

“I just… don’t like being accused of things,” Elena stammered. “Besides, shouldn’t you be looking into the rival vineyard? Everyone knows they’ve been trying to outdo us for years.”

Elena’s comment led them to Greenhaven’s rival, Blackthorn Vineyard, located across the valley. The sleek, modern estate was a stark contrast to Greenhaven’s rustic charm. Birko groaned as they parked outside.

“Why do I feel like we’re walking into enemy territory?”

Cinders grinned. “Because we probably are. Come on, grumpy, let’s do this.”

They met Blackthorn’s owner, Damien Kane, a polished man with an air of smug superiority. He greeted them with a wide smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes.

“Welcome to Blackthorn,” Damien said, his tone dripping with false warmth. “What brings you here? Looking for inspiration?”

“We’re here because Greenhaven’s recipe went missing last night,” Cinders said bluntly. “Know anything about that?”

Damien chuckled, swirling the wine in his glass. “Oh, please. Do you think I’d stoop to stealing their little family secret? We don’t need it to outshine them.”

As they turned to leave, Birko noticed a stack of papers on Damien’s desk. Among them was a page that looked suspiciously like a Greenhaven label design.

“Subtle,” Birko muttered under his breath.

Back at Greenhaven, the mystery deepened when Cinders found muddy footprints leading from the cellar to a locked storeroom near the vineyard. She knelt to examine them, brushing a strand of blonde hair from her face.

“These prints are fresh,” she said. “Whoever stole the recipe came this way.”

Birko groaned, leaning against the doorframe. “And let me guess—we’re going to check inside?”

Cinders grinned up at him. “Of course. What’s the fun in stopping now?”

Act 3: Grapes of Wrath

The sun was high as Birko and Cinders stood in front of the locked storeroom, the scent of ripening grapes heavy in the air. Margot had given them the key, her expression a mix of hope and trepidation.

“I haven’t used this room in months,” Margot explained. “It’s just storage for old equipment. But if there’s a clue, it would be here.”

Birko slid the key into the lock, muttering, “If a giant spider jumps out, I’m retiring from adventures.”

The door creaked open to reveal a cluttered room filled with dusty wine barrels, broken furniture, and cobweb-covered crates. Cinders stepped in first, her flashlight cutting through the gloom.

“Looks like no one’s been here in years,” Birko said, coughing as he brushed away a cobweb.

“Except these footprints,” Cinders pointed out, motioning to the muddy tracks that led to the far corner of the room.

They followed the trail to a barrel that looked out of place—its wood was newer, the lid slightly ajar. Inside, wrapped in a thick layer of cloth, was a set of blueprints for the Greenhaven wine label and… an empty envelope marked with Margot’s family crest.

“The recipe was here,” Cinders whispered, her voice tight with realization.

Birko rubbed the back of his neck. “Looks like whoever was here moved it. But why leave this behind?”

Cinders pulled out the blueprints and scanned them. “This is a copy of Greenhaven’s labels. Someone’s trying to replicate their product.”

“That smug Damien from Blackthorn,” Birko muttered, clenching his fists. “He’s behind this. I know it.”

Cinders shot him a look. “Maybe. But let’s not jump to conclusions. Whoever it is, they’ve gone to a lot of trouble.”

The pair returned to Margot, showing her the blueprints and the envelope. Her face paled as she examined them. “These labels… they’re not ours. Someone’s trying to counterfeit our wine.”

Birko paced the room. “My money’s still on Blackthorn. Damien’s got motive and the resources to pull something like this off.”

Cinders tilted her head, thoughtful. “But why steal the recipe if all they wanted was to counterfeit the wine? There’s something we’re missing.”

Before they could speculate further, Victor, the head winemaker, stormed into the room, his face red with anger. “Margot, you need to come to the cellars. Now.”

The group hurried after him, descending into the cool, dimly lit cellars. Victor led them to a back corner, where several barrels had been smashed open. The rich scent of spilled wine filled the air.

“Whoever did this wasn’t just after the recipe,” Victor said, his voice tight with fury. “They’re sabotaging us.”

Cinders knelt by the broken barrels, running her fingers over the shattered wood. “These aren’t random. Someone targeted the barrels holding the Golden Vintage.”

“Blackthorn,” Birko growled. “They’re trying to ruin Greenhaven completely.”

Determined to find answers, Birko and Cinders decided to pay Blackthorn another visit. This time, they went under the cover of darkness, sneaking through the rival vineyard’s fields. The sleek, modern buildings looked even more imposing under the moonlight.

“You know,” Birko whispered as they crept along a gravel path, “this is exactly the kind of thing that gets us into trouble.”

Cinders grinned. “And yet, here you are.”

They slipped into Blackthorn’s main storage building, where rows of gleaming steel vats stood like silent sentinels. In a back office, they found a stack of papers with familiar handwriting.

“These are production notes,” Cinders said, flipping through the pages. “They’re testing a wine they’re calling… Golden Thorn.” She held up a sample label, which was nearly identical to Greenhaven’s.

Birko clenched his fists. “That snake Damien is planning to launch a counterfeit version of Margot’s wine. And I’ll bet he’s got the recipe stashed somewhere.”

Before they could search further, the sound of footsteps echoed through the building. Birko grabbed Cinders’ hand, pulling her into the shadows just as Damien entered the room, accompanied by a man in a hoodie.

“Keep the recipe safe,” Damien said, handing the man a sealed envelope. “If Margot finds out before we’re ready, this whole operation is sunk.”

Birko’s grip tightened on Cinders’ hand. “There it is.”

“We have to follow him,” Cinders whispered.

The pair slipped out of the building and tailed the man as he made his way toward a secluded shed at the edge of the vineyard. Inside, they found stacks of crates and a locked cabinet.

Birko cracked his knuckles. “Let’s see what Damien’s hiding.”

Using a crowbar they’d found nearby, Birko pried open the cabinet. Inside, neatly folded, was a copy of Margot’s recipe. Cinders carefully retrieved it, her heart pounding.

“We’ve got it,” she said, her voice trembling with excitement.

“Let’s get out of here before we’re caught,” Birko replied.

As they turned to leave, the door burst open, and Damien stood there, flanked by two burly guards. His smile was cold and calculating.

“Well, well,” he said. “I didn’t take you for thieves.”

Birko stepped in front of Cinders, his jaw set. “Funny, I was going to say the same about you.”

Act 4: Uncorking the Truth

The air inside the shed grew thick with tension as Damien’s guards stepped forward, blocking the exit. Birko positioned himself between Cinders and their would-be captors, his fists clenched.

“You’ve got guts showing up here,” Damien said, his tone icy. “But I suppose I should thank you for saving me the trouble of coming to Greenhaven myself.”

“You’re not getting away with this,” Birko growled. “We know you stole the recipe. It’s over.”

Damien chuckled, his smile dripping with mockery. “Over? Hardly. That recipe is my key to taking Greenhaven’s market share. Margot’s time is done. And you two are trespassing.”

“Funny how you care about rules now,” Cinders shot back, her voice sharp. “You can’t fake Greenhaven’s legacy, Damien. People will know.”

“Not if they’re drinking Golden Thorn,” Damien replied smoothly. “Now, hand over that recipe.”

Birko smirked. “You want it? Come take it.”

The tension snapped as one of the guards lunged toward Birko. With a swift sidestep, Birko dodged and grabbed a nearby crate, shoving it into the man’s path. The guard stumbled, crashing into a stack of barrels.

Cinders ducked behind a pile of equipment, clutching the recipe as Damien barked orders. “Don’t just stand there—get them!”

The second guard advanced, but Birko met him head-on, delivering a well-aimed punch that sent him reeling. “You really should hire better muscle,” Birko quipped, shaking his fist.

Meanwhile, Cinders scanned the room for an escape route. Spotting a narrow window near the ceiling, she called out, “Birko, the window!”

Birko glanced over, dodging another swing from the recovering guard. “Great. Just what I needed—parkour.”

He grabbed an overturned barrel, rolling it beneath the window. “Go, Cinders!”

She hesitated, clutching the recipe tightly. “What about you?”

“Don’t worry about me!” Birko shouted, fending off the guards again. “Just get out of here!”

With a boost from Birko, Cinders scrambled through the window and landed in the soft grass outside. She turned back, her heart pounding. “Birko!”

Inside, Birko ducked a wild swing from one of the guards and grabbed a broomstick from the corner. With a practiced swing, he tripped the guard and spun to face Damien.

“You should’ve stuck to making wine,” Birko said, his voice steady despite the chaos.

Damien sneered. “You’ll regret this.”

Birko smirked. “Not likely.”

He swung the broomstick in a wide arc, catching Damien’s legs and sending him sprawling. Without missing a beat, Birko climbed onto the barrel and pulled himself through the window.

Outside, Cinders was waiting, her eyes wide with relief. “You made it!”

“Of course I did,” Birko replied, brushing dirt off his shirt. “Now let’s move before they figure out how to use a door.”

The pair sprinted through the vineyard, weaving between rows of grapevines as Damien and his guards shouted behind them. The moonlight illuminated their path, and the faint scent of ripe grapes filled the air.

“Are we seriously running from a guy in loafers?” Birko huffed, glancing over his shoulder.

“Less talking, more running!” Cinders shot back, her grin undeniable despite the urgency.

As they neared the edge of the vineyard, headlights appeared in the distance. A familiar truck rumbled toward them, its engine growling like a savior in the night.

“Margot!” Cinders exclaimed, waving her arms.

The truck screeched to a halt, and Margot leaped out, her expression a mix of worry and determination. “Get in!”

Back at Greenhaven, the trio locked the gates and called the authorities. Margot took the recipe from Cinders, holding it as though it were a precious jewel.

“You two are incredible,” Margot said, her voice thick with gratitude. “I don’t know how to thank you.”

Birko collapsed onto a nearby bench, panting. “I can think of a few ways—like maybe letting me pick the next holiday spot.”

Cinders sat beside him, her smile radiant. “Admit it, Birko. You loved every second of it.”

He groaned, shaking his head. “Sure. Let’s go with that.”

Margot chuckled. “You might love this, then.” She held up a bottle of Golden Vintage. “Consider this my thank-you gift.”

Birko eyed the bottle with a tired grin. “Finally, something good comes out of this.”

Act 5: A Perfect Blend

The next morning, Greenhaven was alive with activity as the authorities arrived to investigate Damien’s scheme. Margot, armed with the recovered recipe and the evidence of Golden Thorn, provided a detailed account of the events. Damien’s plan unravelled quickly under scrutiny, his polished demeanour crumbling as he was escorted away.

Birko and Cinders watched from the vineyard’s terrace, enjoying the quiet victory as the morning sun bathed the rows of grapevines in golden light.

“Well, that’s one way to spend a birthday,” Birko said, sipping his weak tea. “A car chase, a fight, and we stopped a wine heist. Not exactly low-key.”

Cinders laughed, cradling her Milo. “Admit it—you’d be bored if it were low-key.”

Birko smirked. “Maybe. But I wouldn’t mind one birthday adventure where I don’t end up wrestling someone.”

Margot joined them, a warm smile on her face. “I don’t know how to thank you two. Greenhaven owes you everything.”

Cinders waved her off. “We’re just glad we could help. Besides, I’ll never forget this birthday.”

Birko raised his mug. “Here’s to solving mysteries and taking down bad guys.”

“And to Golden Vintage,” Margot added, holding up a bottle. “This is the first batch we’ve made with the original recipe since it was recovered. I saved it for you.”

Birko took the bottle with a mock-serious expression. “You’ve officially redeemed my faith in this holiday.”

Later that evening, Margot surprised them with a small celebration in the vineyard. Lanterns hung from the trees, casting a warm glow over the rows of grapevines. A table was set with local delicacies, and a guitarist played soft tunes in the background.

Cinders couldn’t stop smiling as she watched Birko awkwardly pour them glasses of Golden Vintage. “You’re getting better at that,” she teased.

“Don’t push it,” he replied with a grin, handing her a glass. “Here’s to you, birthday girl. The real hero of the day.”

“To us,” Cinders said, clinking her glass against his. “Teamwork makes the dream work.”

As they sipped their wine, the guitarist began to play a lively tune. Cinders tugged on Birko’s arm. “Come on, let’s dance.”

Birko groaned. “You know I’m terrible at dancing.”

“Exactly why you need the practice,” she replied, pulling him to his feet.

Under the lantern-lit sky, they swayed to the music, laughter blending with the soft hum of the vineyard. Birko’s clumsy moves and Cinders’ radiant smile were the perfect ending to an unforgettable adventure.

As the night wound down, Birko wrapped an arm around Cinders, his voice soft. “You really are something, you know that?”

She leaned into him, her eyes sparkling. “You’re not so bad yourself, Birko. Thanks for making this the best birthday ever.”

With the stars above and the vineyard around them, the couple shared a quiet moment, content in the knowledge that their love—and their knack for adventure—could overcome anything.

The End.

Stay Tuned for the Next Adventure!

Birko, Cinders, and Piper’s escapades are far from over! Just when they think life in Bray Park might settle down, something strange is lurking right beneath their feet… and Birko’s prized lawn might never be the same again.

Could it be another neighborhood conspiracy? A sinister underground plot? Or—heaven forbid—lawn grubs of intergalactic proportions?

Find out in their next thrilling adventure:

“The Mystery Beneath the Lawn”

Grab your weak tea, cozy up with a Milo, and prepare for another hilarious, romantic, and action-packed mystery with Bray Park’s most unlikely detectives!
Coming Soon!

Oh yer and the Great Ape did write the riff even though he only hit the skins in “Kids Stink, Don’t they?” Give it a play!


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